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The Butt Bandit

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Wiezzen, Mar 13, 2009.

  1. Wiezzen

    Wiezzen Peasant

    Sep 15, 2008
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    Who is this mysterious "Butt Bandit" and what has he done to earn such an ignoble title?

    While most vandals are content with tagging a surface with spray paint, or just committing an act of indiscriminate destruction, this unique criminal mind chooses to leave his mark in a more interesting fashion. As America's Heart City sleeps, Mr. Bandit wreaks havoc upon the unsuspecting city by slathering his butt and genitalia with Vaseline or body lotion before pressing himself against the innocent windows of churches, hotels, schools and other businesses. From what I've read, he is quite good at it and has left some rather detailed impressions on the local establishments.


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