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Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Strader, Sep 14, 2002.

  1. 0111000001100100

    0111000001100100 Peasant

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    do you know how much Mtn. Dew you'de have to drink for it to be effective? Like 5000 gallons...it's a hell of a lot of Mtn. Dew.(dont quote me on thet numbet...all i rember is it's a large amount, that the body couldn'd consume in one time) heh now the hot tub, that's a different story...
     
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    Jakeman MSC Founder and Donator

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    or just drink 100 Amps :nod:
     
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    Or you could kill the girl after intercourse. Works for my cousin freddy...
     
  4. Strader

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    or the girl could kill him after, have his child and the population would stay the same since he died.
     
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    hhahha, you made me roffle
     
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    amp is like a whole case of mt dew in an 8oz can :twitch:
     
  8. baragon0

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    Several cousins are priests.

    As for birth control, women can get pregnant during their period, and the sperm that makes females lives up to five days (while the one that makes males lives shorter) so it may still be around when she starts the cycle again.

    Several studies have been done on a womans libido during menstration, it greatly varies. If she's at her peak, you'll have the best sex with highest risk of pregnancy.

    Guess I've been lucky so far.
     
  9. Haite

    Haite Forum Moderator

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    It's cool man. I'm Roman Catholic too, not Eastern or what other denominations have you.
     
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    It's not the carbohydrates that kills them, it's the yellow dye.
     
  11. Haite

    Haite Forum Moderator

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    In English a sauna is a room, usually made of cedar or another aromatic wood, heated by a charcoal fire usually accompanied by a bucket of water with a ladel for steam. You'd have to stay in a sauna for a long time which, as you say, isn't safe. Above about 105 F / 40.5 C tissue cells begin to die.
     
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    He meant a jacuzzi. At least I think so.

    I'm sorry. You must have had a terrible childhood.
     
  13. Strader

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    :yeah: Owned


    How about this?

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    You think it will work? :laugh:
     
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    No, sorry, I'm not American.
     
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    Nope, I meant sauna. Jacuzzi is some sort of bath tub, right?
     
  16. Strader

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    Think about priests and the current problems in the Catholic church... There in lies the answer to his comments.

    Correct.
     
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    That problem has existed only in America. Only American priests have been accused of doing this (with very, very scarce exceptions).
     
  18. Strader

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    There have been incidents in Canada and other nations also. It's been on the news off and on for a few years now.
     
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    Key word, accused. Nobody accuses the catholic church anywhere else of anything because what they do is the correct thing in the eye's of God. As retarded as that may be.

    If the pope said that they should let their children be raped by priests then catholics would line up for the treatment.
     
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    I seriously doubt many would but some people are stupid enough.
     

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