It is 1am on October 16th. I am about to go to bed for the first time in 39+ hours. So here is the story... 10/14 10am: Woke up 10am-9pm: Eat, play WoW, Eat, Watch TV 9:30pm: Arrive at Oktoberfest in Torrence with my frat bros Jon, Brad and Andy 10:30pm: Realize we aren't German and we're poor so we head to the beach 11pm: Brad and I buy a small bottle of Southern Comfort and finish it by 11:30 10/15 12pm: Arrive at Hennessey's Bar and drink three Sam Adams 1:15pm: Leave Hennessey's and head back to UCLA 1:30pm: Being drunk as hell I say "Lets go to Vegas!". Our driver Jon, being a little buzzed but perfectly okay to drive says "I'm down with that". Andy says "I'm in if you're in Jon". Brad says "Lets do it!". Jon says "Don't f*** with me because I'm totally going if you're serious." So I say "Vegas Baby Vegas!" 6:30am: We arrive in Vegas sober and just in time to see the sun rise. 6:45am: We realize we have no reservation and combined $50 in cash and our parents' credit cards. We also realize that the "Spur of the moment Vegas trip" might not have been as great an idea as it was at 1:30am while drunk. 7am: Eat a $10 buffet from the Monti Carlo 8am-8:15am: ... lets just say we all ate too much, too fast... 9am: Start looking for an affordable place to crash 10:30am: Stop looking for an affordable place to crash 11am: Sneak past security at the Excalibur pool and try to sleep on a lounge chair. 11:30am: Not being able to go to sleep, I open my eyes and find five drunk, hot girls in skimpy bikinis next to me. 11:30-1pm: Watch all the hot girls walk and play around the pool. 1pm: Take my sunburned ass to the sports bar to meet my friends to watch the USC-Notre Dame game. 2pm: Have a Big-Mac from McDonalds. 5pm: Sit disgusted with USC's lucky last second win. 5:15pm: Watch UCLA fall behind 21-7 and the Anahiem Angels fall behind 3-0 6pm: Leave Las Vegas 6:15pm: Watch the sun slowly set over the city as we drive away having never seen Las Vegas in all its neon glory. 11:30pm: Arrive safely back at UCLA. 10/16 12am: Eat four Jack-In-The-Box tacos. 12:30am: Take a shower. 1am: Write this post. 1:15am: Finish this post in hopes of going to sleep.