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The Beltway Sniper's Identity Revealed

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by cowofwar, Oct 22, 2002.

  1. cowofwar

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    Dear Policeman:
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    I AM GOD.





    :D
    From Family Guy. You might not remember the episode.
     
  2. Jakeman

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    :laugh:

    perpetual hilarity?
     
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    That's wrong. :(
     
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    Re: Re: The Beltway Sniper's Identity Revealed

    but oh so funny :nod:
     
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    Re: Re: Re: The Beltway Sniper's Identity Revealed

    yes, very very funny. :D

    hahahhaa....
     
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    If I was God, I would use a 50 cal sniper rifle with depleted uranium ballistics.

    "Hold that pack of cigarettes up."
     
  7. Haite

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    It's off by several milimeters :nod:.
     
  8. cowofwar

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    Apparently they cancelled school in the area.

    I want to maim whoever made that decision. Seriously, they're retarded. So instead of the kids being safe indoors they're all out skateboarding, walking on the streets and going to movies.

    Yeah...they're a lot safer now :rolleyes:

    You have a better chance of winning the lottery than being killed by this guy. Quick, go buy a ticket!
     
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    ~buys lottery ticket~

    OMG! I won! I ****ing won! I don't believe it, this has never happened before in my li..*BLAM*.
     
  10. cowofwar

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    Sucker.

    /me takes Disco's lottery ticket.
     
  11. Disco Cat

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    Actually, I would have an increased chance of being shot.

    <-- sign in hand
     
  12. cowofwar

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    You don't live in Virginia...
     
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    You're such a smart guy, aren't you?

    Well, I guess that would decrease my chances then, evening it out, so I'm about even with everyone else.
     
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    Getting back to the topic of the thread, Family Guy > Malcolm in the Middle > Simpsons > Futurama > You

    And You > the other shows on FOX, *gag*
     
  15. Disco Cat

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    Other way.
     
  16. cowofwar

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    Family Guy's humor is too low brow, although it has its funny moments. Malcom in the middle is just retarded, simpsons was funny five years ago and futurama was the best before it was canned.

    You just suck.
     
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    I live in D.C.. And schools have just been in a code blue lock-down state all over for the past three weeks. It only means We can't go outside during school, and all after-school activites are cancelled. So the snipers putting me out of shape since I'm missing crew. And the chances are higher for being shot by this guy than winning the lottery. What are there a million people in D.C. including the surrounding suburbs? around 7 people have been shot I think.
    Someone was dissappointed in me for not feeling anything for the victims.
     
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    11 out of 12 have been adults. One kid has been shot.

    Sounds like he isn't targetting children.
     
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    Well, its not a gamer damnit...
     
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    They found a card with his latest shooting that said "Your children are not safe" Wonder what that means...
     

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