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Discussion in 'MSC Clan' started by Kwijibo, Jul 9, 2000.

  1. Kwijibo

    Kwijibo Peasant

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    AOL is the most buggy program in the world. A few notes to prove their incompetance and frightening power:
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    AOL Accidentally Merges with Sears.
    Internet megacorporation may end up accidentally selling products.
    FEELGOOD,MASS.-A series of depraved,drunken board meetings at AOl headquarters has led to an unfortunate mergerbetween AOL and retail chain SEARS.
    "Come see the softer side of spam" is the combined company's new slogan, revealed yesterday in a joint announcement bt AOL and Sears officials. AOL plans to leverage Sears assets by charging AOL fees to Sears credit accounts and offering instant-messaging of Sears customer staff.
    Rejected slogans for the new company include:" A lifetime guarantee of unsolicited porn!" and "we own your ass now so get used to it." AOL's stock took a plunge immediately after the announcement due to investor fears that AOL might actually sell real Products.
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    Q:What should AOL's Next purchase be?

    A:Roswell, New Mexico. Its inhabitants are accustoed to onslaughts of silver, spinning disks.
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    Q:What should AOL's Next purchase be?

    A:Starbucks coffee-That'll give AOL a crushing grip on the source of Microsoft's power.
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    The three above quotes were from Macaddict mags, appropriate for our clan.

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    Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday
     
  2. Hannibal~MAC

    Hannibal~MAC Peasant

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    your name is a large north armerican ape, a early simpsons fan are you?

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    Hannibal, terror of all that is weak and keeper of elephants
     
  3. cowofwar

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    BLah blah blah edited post blah blah ignore you. Stop reading, I said STOP READING!
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    By reading the above post you agree that your soul is mine.

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  4. Kwijibo

    Kwijibo Peasant

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    Damnit Aol sucks ass and we all know it so why wont anyone comment on their dissaproval?


    Hi

    Read more


    Keep Going


    make a wish


    not that you pervert

    she doesn't like you


    oh forget you I'll use em myself


    why are you still reading this?


    have you no life?


    go play Diablo2

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    "Just a Flesh Wound"
     
  5. Martyn Tallanvor

    Martyn Tallanvor Peasant

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    she does like me she told me so her self...AOL(america off line)...he he he.. [​IMG]

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    I hate humans for I consider myself one of the best of them...and I know how bad I am.

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