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  1. Jakeman

    Jakeman MSC Founder and Donator

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    the worst movie of all time. i hope the world leaders aren't really like that... they prolly suck at chess, they can't even see one move ahead.

    my summary of movie:
    Ben afleck-*bangs gf* "sorry babe, gotta go do some nuke stuff in russia" ... "omg! teh nuke is in baltimore!"
    morgan freeman-*joke*joke* "omg teh nuke! mr president, let's get out of here!"
    Nuke-*BOOM!" (wOOt!)
    US-"we can't afford them seeing us as weak!" *masturbation* :hump: "fire bombs and stuff!"
    Russia-"oh no, we can't afford them seeing us a weak!" *masturbation, squarch!, oh yeah that's the stuff* :hump: "fire bombs and stuff!"
    Ben afleck-"Bitches! all our balls will die if you don't stop spankin it!"
    US and Russia-"k" *peace*
    old general guy-"i'm psychic" :korean:


    :barf:
     
  2. cowofwar

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    What'd you expect? Tom Clancy wrote it.
     
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    and if you'd read it you would know by the preveiws that the movie doesn't follow the plot from the book in any way
     
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    Yes. It uses words larger than four letters and a sentence structure that doesn't constantly follow "Subject+Predicate".
     
  5. Haite

    Haite Forum Moderator

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    Hunt for Red October.
     
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    :eek: Wow, I haven't heard the word predicate in years... I thought the movie would suck; it looked boring in the previews. The only time I've ever heard of Tom Clancy is when his name was written on those "Rainbow Six" games.
     
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    The music for red october was good...the movie wasn't too great. But Sean Connery made the movie good. Even if the script blew.
     
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    Tom Clancy = 5,000 monkeys with typewritters.
     
  10. Haite

    Haite Forum Moderator

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    I preshent to you... the balishtic mishile shubmarine Red October... My offishers and I requesht ashylum to the United Shtatesh of America.
     
  11. Jakeman

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    wOOt! connery is awesome. he hasn't been in any movies lately. :(
     
  12. Haite

    Haite Forum Moderator

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    I don't care, I could watch The Rock forever...
     
  13. Jakeman

    Jakeman MSC Founder and Donator

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    win

    nicholas cage is awesome too
     
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    Snake Eyes suckkkkkkkkked
     
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    The best part in Hunt for the Red October was when Alec Baldwin made fun of Sean Connery's accent
     
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    Sum of All Fears was a decent book though. I didn't care too much for the entire chapter describing the explosion of the atomic bomb. But the book really isn't anything like the movie.


    **Jonesy** I think I hear singing captain.

    **Ramius** Let them sing. :)
     
  17. Jakeman

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    yep, i own that on VHS :o
     
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    Tom Clancy, 5000 monkeys with typewriters?
    That's kind of low down. It would take infinite monkeys an infinite tim just to write Shakespeare.

    Hunt for Red October was a cool movie. They should have put Connery in SW ep 1+2, he could have made it better.
     
  19. Haite

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    That Count Dokou guy looked kinda like Connery... but he wasn't nearly as cool.
     
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    What'chu talkin 'bout? Christopher Lee is cool too.
     

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