Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Jakeman, Jun 6, 2001.
A: Pussy (its one of my all time favorite movies)
Q: Whats the best Warhammer 40k race?
A: Purple Monkey Dishwasher (whoo...dodged that one well)
Q: <Alex Trabek> Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy... Keanu Reeves, What category?
A: <Keanu Reeves> I'll take Balloons for 300. <Alex Trabek> Thats not a category. <Keanu Reeves> My mistake...I shall take ballons for 6oo. <Alex Trabek> Oh hell... Let's take animals sounds for 200.
Q: <Alex Trabek> What is the sound a dog makes?
A: <Sean Connery> Moo... <Alex Trabek> No...that's incorrect. We would have accepted bow wow, bark, or ruff. <Sean Connery> Ruff... That's the way your mother likes it!!
Q: Why do I insist on writing all this shit from SNL?
A: It's a sickness.
Q: Why is West down again?
A: Who knows.
To get back to Vokbain, the best race IMO is the Eldar, followed by my Ultramarine army .
Q: What's the best physical strategy game (the warhammer series for example)?
A: Don't know. I'll go with the Warhammer series, since I know nothing about it other than the name.
Q: Why did I post in here again?
A: To bump the thread back to the top.
Q: The question you gotta ask yourself right now is, "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
A: Not really considering what happens to that guy next .
Q: SmAcKdOwN or ~Justin Sane~?
A: SmAcK DoWn! because his posts were funnier
Q: Country or Rap: Which is worse?
A. Country since Rap isn't even music
Q. Should wrestling be abolished and banned?
A: No, reintroduce gladiatorial fighting, and animal duels. Except this time make it entirely voluntary.
Q: Vivaldi or Bach?
Q. j00 r Ghey
A: No i 0wnz j00!
Q: What is the capitol of Assyria?
Q: Whose your daddy?
A: Why am I your daddy?
A: Cause I did this to your momma!!
Q: Who the hell writes all that crap at JoeCartoon?
A: Some Crappy Writer
Q: How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
Q: why do peeps upload trojans to your computer on audio galaxy? my bro has had the same guy uploading trojans to his puter every hour (as fast as my bro can delete them). bastardly i say.
A: Because it's funny! Well... only when you do it to jerks, if they haven't done anything, then that's bad .
Q: Do you really think that 15 year old Canadian kid was behind the pinging of Yahoo!, Microsoft, eBay, and all those other big companies last year (or whenever that happened)?
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