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Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by SpocKirk, Nov 10, 2001.

  1. SpocKirk

    SpocKirk Forum Moderator and Donator

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    How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

    two. one to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine parts.
     
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    i dont get it
     
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    Q: How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A: To get to the other side.
     
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    LOL!

    I'm glad my European History AP teacher also taught Art History AP.
     
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    Q: How many Valley Girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    A: Four. One to screw it in, one to do its nails, one to perm its hair, and one to take it shopping. :)
     

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