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Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Jakeman, Jul 15, 2004.

  1. Jakeman

    Jakeman MSC Founder and Donator

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    :(

    My first one.
     
  2. harleyb

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    you should be proud to do it.
     
  3. Jakeman

    Jakeman MSC Founder and Donator

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    Pride isn't something I am good at.

    Jury duty only inspires feelings of obligation in me. I will do it without protesting because I feel it is my duty to give back to the system.
     
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    shouldnt that be a quote from what they told in the letter? :p
     
  5. cowofwar

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    If you're lucky you'll get some guy that raped a two year old girl and then killed her. If you're unlucky you'll get some guy who stole some bread to feed his family because he's disabled and not eligible for welfare.
     
  6. Haite

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    Be impartial, and bitch out the people who aren't in jury deliberations. I would. :D
     
  7. MisterHalleck

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    my uncle was telling me about one that he got where this guy broke into a car and took the shit in it. It got interesting when the lawyer claimed that someone else broke in and left the shit on the ground, and our lucky wetback came, saw it, and took it. yay.

    I want a bullshit case so that I can laugh at the fag lawyer after it's over.
     
  8. DunAzrael

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    So he took the shit from it, or took a shit in it?
     
  9. Wulf

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    He moved his extended family into it for a week :p
     
  10. MisterHalleck

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    lol thanks for EDITING THE QUOTE
     
  11. cowofwar

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  13. DunAzrael

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    we should make a new thread that goes along this same idea.
     
  14. kraahl

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    Lol, we sure ainĀ“t got nothing better to do :nya:
     
  15. Jakeman

    Jakeman MSC Founder and Donator

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    Howard Stern got a vB forum.
     
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    the end of the world is nigh...
     
  17. Jakeman

    Jakeman MSC Founder and Donator

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    I called the phone number and it said I don't have to report for jury selection.

    woot
     
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    Useless.
     

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