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Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Vokbain, Dec 26, 2001.

  1. Vokbain

    Vokbain Peasant and Donator

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    A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate.

    All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong" asks the mother.

    "I was having a pee and this bullet came out" replies the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago.

    About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears. "Mom, I was having a pee and this bullet came out". Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago.

    A week later the boy walks into the room in tears.

    "It's okay" says the Mom, "I know what happened, you were having a pee and a bullet came out."

    "No," sobs the boy, "I was masturbating and I shot the dog."
     
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    Makes you wonder though, why was he doing it front of his dog?
     
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    The dog was probably helping...
     

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