Discussion in 'MSC Clan' started by Gilgamesh, Apr 26, 2002.
on the calendar today.... jedsia's due date
no pop yet......
got doctor appointment today, maybe she'll help move it along.
Wow, I have been gone for a really long time. I didn't even know she was prego! Grats!
somebody just squeeze her
well, been walking about (trying to let gravity help) and doc did a little prodding (ouch), may help jumpstart. But hardly any babies are born on due date, i could go up to two weeks longer
maybe I'll go do some jumping jacks or something
Hmm...I have visions of Monty Python's Life of Brian...
The catholic wife in the kitchen "dropping" a baby while doing the dishes.
I was a 9 pounder when I was born...current stats are 5'10", and sadly 245 lbs.
Duuuude who's my lucky Budda... who... whooo
heh, i was 9lbs 8oz, now i'm 145lbs 6' tall.
still no baby, must have baby, get baby out!!!!!!!!
Sparhawk begins his native baby summoning dance.
<pulls out rattling voodoo chikken>
Hey ya hey, ya weya hey! (rattle)
Ya-wheya heh, hey-weya heh. (rattle rattle clap)
Wehya heya weh. ya wehaaya haaaaya weya yay! (rattle rattle)
Hmmm. Didn't work. Uh, lemme check with the spirits.
<shuffle shuffle, flip flip, sound of pages turning.> <beep boop boop, boop beep beep bop>
"Hey man, whassa with the baby not coming when I summoned it?"
"Hi stud! How are you today? I'm Candy."
"Whoops! Phoned 1-800-s0s-appl instead of 1-800-sos-appl. Heh, accidentally got the phone sex line."
"Sparhawk, is that you? How are you baby?!? Did you get the rubber pants and the ball gag I sent you?"
"Uh, fine, uh, whoever you are." <sounds of phone being quickly hung up>
"They said it happens sometimes, but because it's a software problem, we can't fix it for free. Sorry."
i'm around 5"11 or 6, and 128 lbs. my weight goes up and down every week. i am kinda skinny, but i'm only 15.
hahahhahaha so true. i have so many customers confuse those two.
You got it easy jedsia, my bro was 13 lbs, and was like 2 weeks overdue.
cant imagine how you girls do it. right now im 5'6 119. i been watching me weigth.
y'aint nuttin but a lil guy. i watch my weight to, i eat mostly healthy food. i haven't had ice cream in months. but the most important thing is to exercise. i'm sure many hear dont
i exercise like crazy. *me flexes*
i finally got my abs, but i gotta run more to show em better.
im gotta keep me wieght so i can make 112/114 next year.
i lift in the morning at 6 b4 school..we maxed out today. im benchin 155 max,
paralel squat 360 (yes lbs )
i got some nice abs but i doubt from work (im a skinny little guy).
ok thats it......picture contest - flexin
you = very very very skinny.
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