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Greenside up!

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  1. DunAzrael

    DunAzrael Peasant

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    There was a woman who wanted to repaint her house, so she called the
    contractor and set an appointment to meet with him. When the
    contractor came to her house
    they did a walk-through and he asked her what colors she would like. They came
    to the living room and she told him that she would like a nice, warm cream color.
    The contractor wrote something down on his pad, then walked to the window and
    yelled, ''Greenside up.''
    The lady is a little confused, but doesn't say anything, and they continue to
    the dining room where she tells him, ''I would like a nice warm white in here,
    nothing stark.'' The contractor writes something down on his pad, then walks
    to the window and again yells, ''Greenside up!''The lady is really confused now but still does not say anything. They continue to her bedroom and she says, ''I would like a nice, cool, relaxing blue in
    here.''
    The contractor writes something on his pad and again walks to the window and
    yells, ''Greenside up.'' The woman is now totally perplexed and says to the
    contractor, ''Three times I have told you the color that I want, and you write
    something on your pad, then you walk to the window and yell greenside up. What
    is going on?'' The contractor replies,
    ''You see, I have four blondes laying
    sod across the street.''
     
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    Vokbain Peasant and Donator

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  3. Jakeman

    Jakeman MSC Founder and Donator

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    eh...
     
  4. Haite

    Haite Forum Moderator

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    Kind of long and drawn out for a blonde joke. *shrug*
     
  5. cowofwar

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    It's like a Saturday Night Live skit - potential to be funny but ruined because it carried on for far too long.
     
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    Like almost every SNL-skit-turned-movie.
     
  7. DunAzrael

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    like almost every SNL-skit-turned-movie-turned-stupid-college-prank
     

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