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Discussion in 'MSC Clan' started by Keeksy, Jul 7, 2000.

  1. Keeksy

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    Diablo Joke #40: Something to say to a telemarketer...



    [​IMG] Hello, do you currently own a robotic pet?



    [​IMG] No, hey look I'm busy. Can you give me your home phone number so I can call you back later?



    [​IMG] What?



    [​IMG] Can you give me your home phone number so I can call you back later?



    [​IMG] No, I'm not allowed give you my home number.



    [​IMG] Well, neither can I!!! Good bye.



    [​IMG] Hello, Hell, Hello. Son of a bitch!



    What do ya think?



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    Diablo Joke #41: StarCart mix...

    Q: What do you get when you cross a zergling with a prostitute?

    A: a Xenohoarph [​IMG]

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    both of those were pretty gross keeksy!! where do you find these??????
     
  4. Keeksy

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    From email and my sick, twisted mind. [​IMG]

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    Diablo Joke #44:



    Q: What does the gay marine in StarCraft 2 say when you click on him?



    A: You want to sleep with me boy? [​IMG]

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    Pop quiz: What does PPP stand for? [​IMG]

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    i don't WANNA know what you're gonna say man!!! =)
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Keeksy:
    Pop quiz: What does PPP stand for? [​IMG]

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    Point to point protocol.

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    By reading the above post you agree that your soul is mine.
    [​IMG]
     
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    What do you get when you cross a buffalo with a duck?
    Something that honks before it runs you over

    A kangaroo and a donkey walk into a bar. they ask the bartender where the washroom is and he points it out. After a few minutes they come back and the bartender says,"so where 's the chicken?"

    Another pointless post from yours truly

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    What do you call a gay dinosaur?

    A: Megasoreass

    What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

    A: Lickalottapuss

    Mac diablo 2 might be out for purchase on friday, Woohoo!

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    The Necromancer has revived this thread. Hah, hah, hah, hah, hah. You're all wrong about PPP. Haven't you ever heard of the pig poop paper? Nasty huh. He, he, he.
    [​IMG]
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    Hey! Necro my ego!

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    So there was this guy who started a silly thread that had at least 50 posts which meant nothing and now for the joke


    Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother on the road?

    Smile if you get it.

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    Diablo Joke #52

    Q: Why did the Wanderer cross the desert?

    A: To get to the other side!

    Get it? Hah, hah, hah, he, he, he, ho, ho, oh I'm good. [​IMG]

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    OMG! U guys just wouldn't let this post die eh? [​IMG]

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    In the biginning Universe was born. This has made many people angry and was regarded as a bad move.
     
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    an egg and a bacon are frying in a pan, the bacon sez to the egg:
    [​IMG] damn its hot in here
    the egg reply's:
    [​IMG] WHOAH!! a talkin bacon!!!!!!!!!!
    HaHahAhaHahahHaHeheHEheE

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    The cows are on fire !!!
     
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    BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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