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Discussion in 'MSC Clan' started by Keeksy, Jul 7, 2000.

  1. Sparhawk

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Keeksy:
    Hey, you got it Sparhawk! Great job. [​IMG] Since Bill Gates is the lord of all evil, it would nice if you could nuke him from orbit for us. It would make a lot of people down here happy, and peace could once again return to our realm. [​IMG]

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    The fallout would reach my house, most likely (I live in BC), so that would be out. Besides, he likes fire, remember. I'm thinking of something more appropriate, like forcing him to move the redmond campus to Inuvik. Then, I could just smite him with my Flamberge of puncturing and some bashes, and we'd be done...



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  2. cowofwar

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    Hmm...I live in BC too. That'll make for some fast TCP/IP games.

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  3. Keeksy

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    All right you guys, you asked for it. Here it comes...

    [​IMG] KNOCK, KNOCK.
    [​IMG] Who's there?
    [​IMG] DIABLO.
    [​IMG] Diablo who?
    [​IMG] DIABlO 2, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA.
    [​IMG] Ahhh, nooo, don't hurt me!!! [​IMG]

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    [This message has been edited by Keeksy (edited 07-09-2000).]
     
  4. Dark_Warrior

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    you're gonnna have to cut that out keeksy!! =)
    you've been WARNED.....any more outburst like that and there will be serious repercussions!!
     
  5. Qwarn

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    Play Diablo with me!!! IM me (lavafall) or icq me (36144520)
     
  6. Keeksy

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    Bring it on Dark_Warrior, and anyone else who dares to challange the all-powerful Keeksy. [​IMG]

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  7. Kwijibo

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    I've got a joke that doesn't pertain to diablo 2 at all but since gillian is a slut i will tell a joke about Surry girls.

    Q: Why wasn't Jesus Born in Surry?

    A:Because God coudn't find three wisemen or a virgin!

    P.S. I am still the King of lame jokes unlike my brother says otherwise

    -Two peanuts walk into a bar, one was a salted.

    -Horse walks into a bar, Bartender says "why the long face?"

    -Q:What do you get if you cross a Buffalo with a duck?
    A:Something that honks before it runs you over.

    Who coined the phrase,"coin a phrase"?

    Can you charge you Visa bill on Mastercard?

    If pigeons are all homeless , why are they so fat?

    Yes I am the King of Lame jokes and there are plenty more where that came from [​IMG]




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  8. Keeksy

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    Great jokes Kwijibo! This is for that sny comment of yours, Dark_Warrior. [​IMG] A Tibetan wise man deciphers the meaning of life. In an interview for Time, a reporter asks him how he made his discovery. The wise man replies "It all became to me clear after my brain was taken by a zombie". The reporter looks at him puzzled for a moment, and then asks him if he's lost his mind. The wise man calmly replies "Yes, why do you ask? My discovery was a no brainier." He, he, he, he, he. [​IMG]

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  9. Dark_Warrior

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    AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
     
  10. Dark_Warrior

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    man keeksy, you GOTTA meet my dad. you two would get along SOOO well. you could tell jokes all day
     
  11. Keeksy

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    Tell me when and where. [​IMG]

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  12. Rul

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    Keeksy u are so lame I betting your some skinney @$$ freak who couldnt hurt a &$%# fly!

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  13. Rul

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    Keeksy u are so lame I betting your some skinney @$$ freak who couldnt hurt a &$%# fly!

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    ....ITS COMING...CANT HOLD .... GOT TO REALES IT... AAAAHAAAH!(mac_Rul smiling politly)!
     
  14. Keeksy

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    The Necormancer may be skinny, but he can kick your ass any day. [​IMG]

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  15. Hannibal~MAC

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    What do you call a lesbian eskimo?

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  16. cowofwar

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hannibal:
    What do you call a lesbian eskimo?

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    Fur trader?
    Liquor cabinet?

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  17. Hannibal~MAC

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    A Klon-Dyke! hahahaha......ah, thats really not that good

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  18. cowofwar

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hannibal:
    A Klon-Dyke! hahahaha......ah, thats really not that good

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    That sucked. Mine are better.

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  19. Hannibal~MAC

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    they have very little to do with eskimos

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  20. cowofwar

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    Actually I was focusing more on the lesbian part of the joke.

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