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Discussion in 'MSC Clan' started by Keeksy, Jul 7, 2000.

  1. Keeksy

    Keeksy Peasant

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    Hey, what do you call an open Sorceress? An Open Source! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, that sucks. [​IMG]

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  2. cowofwar

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    o...m...g...
    sad, sad
    I use to think that my brother was the lame joke king. Looks like you took the medal.

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  3. cowofwar

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    Ok, pop quiz time.
    Who is El Chupacabras?
    Think Diablo 1.

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  4. Keeksy

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    A zombie? [​IMG]



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  5. Autolycus

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    unique scavenger!!
     
  6. Keeksy

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    Someone else tell some jokes or I'll have to post another one. I tell jokes about as well as a mute, so post if you know what's good for you. Don't say anything Cow. I know my first joke was lame. [​IMG]

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  7. cowofwar

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Autolycus:
    unique scavenger!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Correct! You win the privelege of me taking away your soul!

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  8. Rul

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    I got to say i have heard some lame jokes but I think that well .... you should really not consider to Quit your day job! (under breath) if he has one.. [​IMG]

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  9. Keeksy

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    I got one for you Rul. Rul walks into a bar. Oops, he bumps his head and dies. He, he, he. Then I resurect his body and use it for my own, evil purposes. [​IMG]

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  10. Jakeman

    Jakeman MSC Founder and Donator

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    *smiles and nods, smiles and nods* [​IMG]
     
  11. Hannibal~MAC

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    pop quiz, who is more pointless in Diablo 1, Gillian or Ogdin?

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  12. Dark_Warrior

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    Gillian. you don't ever have to actually talk to her. you can get the sign mission from ogden.
    and man, that was a BAD joke. i've heard bad(my dad is the KING of cheese, but i think you're trying to overthrow his monarchy here!!!) but MAN
     
  13. Keeksy

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    What about Farnum the Drunk? He's pointless too, and you can never understand what he's saying.

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  14. Keeksy

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    Hey, what's the name of the eighth Great Evil? Yes there's eight. Come on, this one's easy. [​IMG]

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    Definitely Gillian!
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Keeksy:
    Hey, what's the name of the eighth Great Evil? Yes there's eight. Come on, this one's easy. [​IMG]

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    Bill Gates.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by cowofwar:
    Ok, pop quiz time.
    Who is El Chupacabras?
    Think Diablo 1.

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    Wouldn't that be the Death Clan? (Goat dudes?)

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  18. Keeksy

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    Ding, ding, ding, you got it Sparhawk! Great job! [​IMG] Everyone knows Bill Gates is the lord of all evil. Could you possibly nuke him from orbit for us. It would make a lot of people down here on Earth happy, and peace could once again return to our realm. [​IMG]

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  19. Keeksy

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    Hey, I just thought of something terrifying! What if Act IV takes place in Redmond? That would be fitting wouldn't it? [​IMG]

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  20. Sparhawk

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Keeksy:
    I just thought of something terrifying. Do you think Act IV takes place in Redmond? That would be fitting. [​IMG]

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    Well, some of the structures are slightly reminiscent of the Microsoft Redmond campus... but no... you don't think...

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