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Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by powerhouse, Jul 11, 2001.

  1. powerhouse

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    I heard this one the other day:

    "Do you work for UPS? Cause I saw you checking out my package..."
     
  2. Aryx

    Aryx MSC Footman

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    This thread seems custom made for Jakeman ;) I don't think anyone has as many bad lines has he does!
     
  3. Zephor

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    you look bored
     
  4. Haite

    Haite Forum Moderator

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    I think this is in Hannibal's sig, but since he doesn't seem to be around much I think I'll rip it off him :). "Wow, you have large breasts, may I touch them?".

    --Haite
     
  5. Jakeman

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    you mean the UPS line doesn't work? :distress:
     
  6. Vokbain

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    "Damn bitch, you must be tired, cause you been ****ing me in my dreams all night long!!"
     
  7. Vokbain

    Vokbain Peasant and Donator

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    Wait a sec, that one actually works…
     
  8. Jakeman

    Jakeman MSC Founder and Donator

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    yesterday i was talking to a girl about how she could make money by posting her nude pics on the web.

    "hey, i know how to make web sites. All we need is a camera!"

    she chuckled and blushed. she's a cutie too. haha, i'm a lamer! actually, it was her that brought up the topic by saying something about how strippers make lots of $ or something. :laugh:
     
  9. Vokbain

    Vokbain Peasant and Donator

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    That reminds me, somebody stole a video of me and Carebear doing… uh… things. I still gotta get it back…
     
  10. Haite

    Haite Forum Moderator

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    If she's carebear does that make you Pikachu :p? Sorry, couldn't resist.

    --Haite
     
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    Vokbain Peasant and Donator

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    One of my friends came up with this one:

    "Take off your shirt"
     
  13. Kaeric

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    What about the ever classic:

    "Nice shoes...wanna ***k"
     
  14. Jakeman

    Jakeman MSC Founder and Donator

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    Hah, that can work :D.

    --Haite
     
  16. Lurk

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    Indeed. I have seen it work. I personally have never had the rocks to just shoot from the hip like that, but one of my college buddies used it all the time when we were in school. (Without the shoes part.) It worked more often than you think it would. Of course, he also received his share of slaps and drinks in the face, and on one memorable occasion it caused us to leave the bar in a hurry when it turned out that his target had a BIG boyfriend, but he got lucky with that line enough for him to think the risk was worth it.
     
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    Hehe. My brother and a friend (this was in the 70's, mind you) were cruising one day when they rolled up on a girl. My brother's friend sticks his head out the window and says: "Niiiice!" She smiles and says "Thanks!". He says: "Not you, your shoes!"

    :laugh: BWAHAHAHHA!

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    "Hey baby, wanna come home with me so my mom can make us some cookies?" :retard: :suspect: :D
     
  18. Kaeric

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    :laugh: LOL thats great :laugh:
     
  19. Moose

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    I always tried the massage approach. It works great. Simply ask if she would like a massage and if she agrees tell her that she should shower before I come over so that her muscles are less tense and to wear a bathrobe since massages are more effective on bare skin. I go many a girl in college naked this way with very little effort. Many women are suckers for a massage and if you play it right (bring massage oil and stuff so it seems that your intentions are somewhat harmless) and work your magic, she will ask you to take it further. Ah, the memories!
     
  20. Jakeman

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    the massage approach got me to 3rd base once. :D
     

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