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Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Strader, Sep 30, 2002.

  1. Strader

    Strader Peasant

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    Just so you know Amazon.com is selling babies if you're interested.

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    I ordered three of them myself. I'm told that when they grow up they make excellent servants. So in about 12 years or so I won't have to work anymore! :D

    Oh but the downside is that you have to feed them... :worried:
     
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  2. SpocKirk

    SpocKirk Forum Moderator and Donator

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    :rofl:

    my parents did that with me, but they didn't have to wait 12 years. more like 4

    Another use is detailed in "A Modest Proposal" by Jonathan Swift. mmmm
     
  3. Jakeman

    Jakeman MSC Founder and Donator

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    babies suck. they crap and piss on stuff, they eat your food, they take money to raise, and they take away from your gaming time.
     
  4. Strader

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    But when they are full grown they can do all your work for you giving you far more gaming time in return. :D

    I wasn't aware of adults eating baby food. thx for the info. ;)
     
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    plus babies grow up into adults and hog the comp then for their own games, too
     
  6. Strader

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    Not if you implant them at a young age and supress their free will. :p
     
  7. MisterHalleck

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    :borg: hehe

    i wanna get the top of my arm pierced in a square, then thread wires through the piercings and mount a watch to it, it would look so cool- a bandless watch, almost like implanted in my arm like :borg:
     
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  9. MisterHalleck

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    no worse than having your ears pierced. Ill photochop a pic to show you an example
     

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