Discussion in 'MSC Clan' started by Haite, Apr 18, 2001.
Haha, that's funny.
Besides, Moose meat is too gamey unless it comes from Saskatchewan where they eat the grain... Mmm, grain-fed mooseburgers...
NoOOOOOoOOOoOOOO. Eat more cow! Moose meat tastes bad and is very unhealthy. Cow good!
Gentlemen, we're getting a little off track here. There's a motion on the table.
"I'd like to make an amendment."
"By all means."
"I move that we include cowofwar in this indictment and specify concrete penalties."
"Agreed. Is there a seconder?"
"For? Against? The motion is passed."
"But how can you pass a motion without the motion being written yet?"
"Ah, I see. So why are you having a conversation with yourself?"
"I'm easily amused."
"You don't think it's indicative of an impending mental collapse?"
"No more so than usual."
"You're unusually reticient today."
"Thank you, don't mind if I do."
"It's always time for cheese."
"That's the first intelligent thing you've said today."
"I thought I was being witty and urbane."
"Witty and inane, rather."
"Jeez you're pissy today."
"Don't start with me."
"No, what? Or what, tough guy?"
"Chickenshit. Too chickensit to step up."
"I'll show you who steps up, MF!" <whack!>
Uh, looks like Sparhawk beat the shit out of himself. I guess I'll have to fill in for both of th...."Like hell you will!" <Thud!>
Wow, you are up to four personalities in there. How much room is left?
Three, achwally, counting the commentator at the end. <oof!>
"That'll teach ya to usurp primary control over the interface!"
Now, what was he..I saying?
Whoops, went back and counted. A fourth and fifth slipped in there whilst I wasn't looking:
1) The Chair
2) The Ammender
3) The Seconder
4) The Interrogator (how...)
5) End Commentator
It's the ammender and the Interrogator that are having the fight. Plus, the commentator who gets his ass kicked at the end...
"I did not!"
"Shaddap, youse!" <fwap!>
Sparhawk...you gotta get tough. How can you stand getting your ass kicked, and by such a pathetic looser too.....
You better start going to the gym!!
Ya, but see, if I go to the gym, he goes to the gym too, so I get my ass kicked worse next time. I can't win. Unless I make myself a pathetic weakling, then I'm still in for it.
Quote du Jour:
"Wha...what are you doing?"
"I'm KICKING MY OWN ASS. DO YOU MIND?"
- Jim Carey, Liar Liar.
Oh man, that was funny.
I go to the gym regularly. I started about 2 and a half years ago. I'm still a skinny white boy. But I'm like Bruce Lee.
You mean going to the gym turns you into a Chinese BAMF?
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